A New Challenger Appears: Sir Biscuit

Maxxwell "Sir Biscuit" Myers is a northern river otter (Lontra canadensis). He lives in an aquatic environment and primarily feed on fish, though he has been known to tackle shellfish and even the occasional bird. Once he fought a heron. In his own words, “Krreeeeeeeeee”.

Myers was born in 1998 and grew up next to a lake on the east coast, where he spent his days hunting and swimming as animals are wont to do. But alas, the simple lake life was not for him. Once he had reached adulthood in 2000, he left to find his place in the world. For him, it was a cruel place, for not many businesses would employ an otter. Rejected and alone, he turned to the one place where anyone can go and feel important: university. When asked about his formative years, he had this to say: “Krreeeeeeeeee”.

Though he briefly enjoyed a stay at UCLA, his vast animal intellect soon became apparent and he transferred to Stanford. It was here he discovered his love for protesting and animal rights. Since his graduation, he has been instrumental in the Otter Sufferage Movement, and has become a huge supporter of open space, specifically lakes. He is dedicated to protecting the wild and the animals, because, and he put it best, “Krreeeeeeeeee”.

Hey there! Some of you may know me from Bald & Screaming, I've moved to over here! Hello! I'll still be posting the Bad to Good series in both places, but other stuff will be going up on 3++. You can send me stuff at sirbiscuit@gmail.com, I respond to everything, and am especially interested in your 40k stories. Glad to be part of the team, and I hope you enjoy my writing!