There is a slight chance you didn't even know the Chaos codex has Daemons, but it has. Let's get on with this right away.
Summoned Greater Deamon
VT2: They cost almost nothing, but don't let the price tag fool you. It's one of the book's biggest traps.
100 points, you say? Well, it is much better than the other things available, so why isn't it used more?
Oh, let's see.
No 3+ armor save, need to pay the huge-ass points for a champion to possess (easily +30 points on top of the greater demon), wait until at the very earliest turn 2 to have a 50% chance of bringing it into play, and when it gets in, initiative 4 and no grenades make it bad at combating things. 4++? Shove it. My marines get a 4+ from cover.
4+ means nothing if you're expensive.
Lash prince costs 155. Greater demon is 100, plus however many points you blew on your champion(s). Better take multiple champs, 'cause if they're all dead when the demon rolls in from reserve, IT DIES AUTOMATICALLY.
Yes, it can potentially rip and tear some asses.
No, it's not worth it. If it didn't have all those retarded restrictions, you'd see people use it. Cheap and cheery, but crippled beyond rescue by Gav.
Zjoekov: Ye, not too hot on the GD either. It's oké at best, as it's not bad in combat at all actually. I just wish you could take more than 1... but anyways, not much to add. If you want them: Add some naked champions in your army, done.
Summoned Lesser Daemons
VT2: Question: what do you get if you take a 3rd edition chaos marine, and remove all his equipments, powers, and bonuses?
A: you get a lesser demon.
Think about it.
It's got the same basic stats (4's everywhere), high leadership, and the 2 attacks come from it having 'two combat weapons that are included in the profile.' 13 points for this, 15 points for that.
Only there's no power armor to protect you, no boltpistol to shot with before you charge, no grenades to make cover useless, no kraks to kinda-sorta hurt armor. No bolter, either. Not even a magical warpbolter. In fact, they've got no special rules that are special.
Gav, I'm disappointed.
Very disappointed.
Deamons with no special rules? Well, they can take marks, surely? No.
Zero options. Two combat weapons. That's all you're getting.
They have some uhh, 'sorta' useful abilties, however.
Obviously, they're always in reserve. When they become available, you can place them anywhere within 6 inches from icons. They don't scatter, but you can declare assaults with them, should you so desire.
Let's touch upon some bad things now.
Icons are shit. Icons cost a lot, and are easily sniped. When playing chaos, you want as many dudes as possible, with as little bling as possible. If you're doing a cult army (thousand sons, world eaters, etc), you won't have any flags.
When you're playing horded power armor, you really don't want either flags, or champions, because those suck away precious points.
Meched up? That usually means playing the sacred 2 DP, 3 TERM. 4 PM, 3 Oblitz, so no dice. Putting icons or flags in there means cutting something - which only ever leads to declined performance.
Mish-mash chaos, made from battleforces, old models, and hand-me-downs? Hahaha! Oh, you so funny. No, armies like those use the yiff marine codex - not the gimp marine one.
So you don't want icons. Not hard to grasp why, but now we've established that again.
The thing is, lesser demons can only appear within 6 of icons, and if you have none on the table when they become available, the demon unit's automatically destroyed.
Pay that 'expensive premium' 1 extra point. It gets you power armor, guns, no fearlessness, grenades, ability to take more special weapons, plus a cooler, cheaper model.
A: you get a lesser demon.
Think about it.
It's got the same basic stats (4's everywhere), high leadership, and the 2 attacks come from it having 'two combat weapons that are included in the profile.' 13 points for this, 15 points for that.
Only there's no power armor to protect you, no boltpistol to shot with before you charge, no grenades to make cover useless, no kraks to kinda-sorta hurt armor. No bolter, either. Not even a magical warpbolter. In fact, they've got no special rules that are special.
Gav, I'm disappointed.
Very disappointed.
Deamons with no special rules? Well, they can take marks, surely? No.
Zero options. Two combat weapons. That's all you're getting.
They have some uhh, 'sorta' useful abilties, however.
Obviously, they're always in reserve. When they become available, you can place them anywhere within 6 inches from icons. They don't scatter, but you can declare assaults with them, should you so desire.
Let's touch upon some bad things now.
Icons are shit. Icons cost a lot, and are easily sniped. When playing chaos, you want as many dudes as possible, with as little bling as possible. If you're doing a cult army (thousand sons, world eaters, etc), you won't have any flags.
When you're playing horded power armor, you really don't want either flags, or champions, because those suck away precious points.
Meched up? That usually means playing the sacred 2 DP, 3 TERM. 4 PM, 3 Oblitz, so no dice. Putting icons or flags in there means cutting something - which only ever leads to declined performance.
Mish-mash chaos, made from battleforces, old models, and hand-me-downs? Hahaha! Oh, you so funny. No, armies like those use the yiff marine codex - not the gimp marine one.
So you don't want icons. Not hard to grasp why, but now we've established that again.
The thing is, lesser demons can only appear within 6 of icons, and if you have none on the table when they become available, the demon unit's automatically destroyed.
Pay that 'expensive premium' 1 extra point. It gets you power armor, guns, no fearlessness, grenades, ability to take more special weapons, plus a cooler, cheaper model.
Zjoekov: I hate Lesser Deamons, I dislike them completely. They are dependant on too many factors to make them 'work'. Even when they 'work', they aren't always good: No frags, fearless and only a 5++ save. Result: You die, don't win combat an die more.
Too expensive for what they do, should have been 11 points each at most.
Now quite some people do use them, most of the time when I play against a Chaos player at least 1 squad of these 'things' is present in the army. Usually they take them as an objective camper. I dislike them as an objective camper also. You know why? Because they still need to come within range of an Icon you silly. What are you going to do? Leaving another unit there for 4 turns sometimes till it comes? Now you got 2 objective campers... In any case, no, I dislike them for any role as they are too unreliable for what you get in the end.
Conclusion:
Did you notice that both units haven't got a single option? Actually, instead of giving options it takes options away: You now have to buy Icons and/or Champs heh. Omgz I love this book so much <3 Both units aren't really suited for competitive play, honestly. Well the whole Chaos codex isn't really suited for that... but that's another thing.
Did you notice that both units haven't got a single option? Actually, instead of giving options it takes options away: You now have to buy Icons and/or Champs heh. Omgz I love this book so much <3 Both units aren't really suited for competitive play, honestly. Well the whole Chaos codex isn't really suited for that... but that's another thing.
HotPANDA · 728 weeks ago
willydstyle · 728 weeks ago
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Daniel · 728 weeks ago
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
"Now imagine it is also an assault vehicle."
You do know that you cannot move 12", disembark your marines and then let the lessers come on the table right? You do know that they don't have fleet either right? So depending on how many lessers you bought, your charge range is actually SHORTER than normal marines from a rhino. (they disembark almost 3", then 6" 6")
3x10 lessers, that's 390 points. Do you know what I can get for that? Actually that's the wrong wording: Do you know what I have to drop for that?
"They make it hard for your opponent to anticipate how much force to apply to what "
That's all nice and well, but of little value when you face an oppenent which outshoots you 10x over. They stop your few rhinos from moving (Chaos already suffer from not fielding a lot of threats and you play with 390 points reserved now) and now you're stuck in midfield and your lessers come on. That's gay. They wont exactly help with stopping the oppenent his vehicles either.
" and they also make great tarpit units."
Great tarpit units? 13 points a piece and only T4 and a sucky save? No stubborn either? I'm missing the part what makes them 'great' at it. I tell you what; if lessers are a great tarpit unit then Banshees are an efficient assault unit.
Did you also know that you can't reserve your army when you play with Deamons? Guess what happens when they show up in turn 2... Sad.
Mr Cynical · 728 weeks ago
anyway, you leave the marines inside
TheWolfsLunch 61p · 728 weeks ago
They come on _before_ the rhino even moves, which was the point he was making. Daemons come on the table within 6", and then they can charge 6"
Chaos marines disembark 3" (2" + width of base), move 6", charge 6".
abusepuppy 121p · 728 weeks ago
Africo · 728 weeks ago
Let try to illustrate what i mean let me give you this example:
I had 3 CSM hanging out at an objective while most of the battle were going on in the other side of the board, i was then assaulted bu a unit of dire avengers and now i am struggeling to survive... next turn i reinforce with a unit of lesser daemons an kill of the avengers and keep the objective...
optimised? probably not but i think it is a decent response unit!
TheWolfsLunch 61p · 728 weeks ago
Obviously you were already losing? those 130 points you spent on 10 lesser daemons could have been spent giving you more power armoured bodies, and an extra Obliterator. With these extra bodies that are actually capable of performing well (in the context of the chaos codex that is), you could have stopped those Avengers well before they got to your marines.
The Castigator · 728 weeks ago
P.S. If you are already locked in assault on an objective, you've got bigger problems than an over-priced squad of lesser demons will help handle.
Daniel · 728 weeks ago
If your gonna quote me at least get it right. I said "your experience with them at all" refering to the fact that you didnt even mention that they can assault from DS and, while shitty, are still the cheapest troops in the codex.
What I did not question is your reknown ability to cry about something which is, as weve seen, EPIC. Yes the CSM dex sucks. Not just lessers but all of it. I still question whether youve actually tried lessers at all or simply read an entry and formed an opinion. Ive watched you argue with others like this on every forum that can stand you for any length of time. Its pathetic and frankly so are you. Your a complainer plain and simple and probably an egotistical joke of a man as well.
Most of all I question whether you actually have any friends. I think we all know that answer. Enjoying playing with yourself...
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
I quoted you fine, read again.
We didnt mention that Lessers assault when coming from reserve? Alright, let me quote VT2:
"When they become available, you can place them anywhere within 6 inches from icons. They don't scatter, but you can declare assaults with them, should you so desire."
Reading isn't your strongest point is it?
And then you show some maturity, finally:
" Ive watched you argue with others like this on every forum that can stand you for any length of time. "
On Warseer I played the internet tough-guy, but I stopped posting there recently myself. B&C is the only other forum I constributed on and they overall really appreciated my input there. Hmm or maybe all those people were being sarcastic when they thanked me after I helped them. Yeah that must be it.
"Its pathetic and frankly so are you. Your a complainer plain and simple and probably an egotistical joke of a man as well. "
Guilty guilty!! I'm basicly WAAC incarnate ;)
"Most of all I question whether you actually have any friends. I think we all know that answer. Enjoying playing with yourself..."
No, no friends at all. Why do you think I'm here? To utter my frustration of my real life of course! This all started when I was young... not even my parents loved me and I got abused by our own fucking dog :( On school they hated me and no girl ever kissed me!
Maybe get a little less butthurt when somebody points out that your toy soldiers aren't really strong in a game against other toy soldiers ;)
Thank you btw, you probably wont understand it (just a guess), but your rant is a compliment.
Mr. Rump Ranger · 728 weeks ago
Keith · 728 weeks ago
Quick! Instead of countering any of the points he made launch an ad hominem tirade. That won't make you look like an idiot at all!
Mr. Rump Ranger · 728 weeks ago
"while shitty"
So demons are shitty, what are you arguing aboot eh?
"What I did not question is your reknown ability to cry about something which is, as weve seen, EPIC."
who is this we? I sure dont think demons are epic. Last time I fought chaos marines with 30 lessers and a greater they got beat up by my footdar.
"I still question whether youve actually tried lessers at all or simply read an entry and formed an opinion."
Its pretty easy to form an opinion based on certain entries once you have a good grasp of the game. Its a priori knowledge, the same way mathematics is. I dont need to playtest it for hundreds of games to know that running 3 whirlwinds in a drop pod vulkan army is just stupid.
"Ive watched you argue with others like this on every forum that can stand you for any length of time."
Make valid points, back them up with reasoning, and not back down from the hordes of "the dumb" online?
"Its pathetic and frankly so are you. "
no u durrr
"Your a complainer plain and simple and probably an egotistical joke of a man as well. "
oh boy, you just lost the argument with this drivel.
"Most of all I question whether you actually have any friends."
he doesnt
"Enjoying playing with yourself... "
he does
Kirby 118p · 728 weeks ago
Mr. Rump Ranger · 728 weeks ago
The Castigator · 728 weeks ago
TheWolfsLunch 61p · 728 weeks ago
Daniel · 728 weeks ago
Castigator and Rump ranger hardly qualify as "all those people" no matter how many user names they try and register under although it does seem that they enjoy stoking your ego while you stroke your...sense of importance. Perhaps a circle jerk is in order so you all can stroke each other. You can be their pivot man and write a review when your done. It will probably be the only positive review you write.
"No, no friends at all. Why do you think I'm here? To utter my frustration of my real life of course! This all started when I was young... not even my parents loved me and I got abused by our own fucking dog :( On school they hated me and no girl ever kissed me! "
Fair enough, this I can believe.
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
TheWolfsLunch 61p · 728 weeks ago
Mycroft · 728 weeks ago
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
The Castigator · 728 weeks ago
Glad to see you can nerd rage with the best of them. Perhaps you should go back to warseer or BoLs where you can continue to elevate the discussion with your intellectual prowess. Show them your expertise, and then maybe, when your all grown up (or moved your bedroom into your mom's basement), you can start your own blog where people like you will offer inane commentary and homophobic rants.
Perhaps ripping on CSM is a bit played out. I would like to know how many requests Kirby & Krew got to do a review. It certainly didn't seem to be in the cards, since unless your some n00b whose mom just bought you a battle force, you have a pretty good idea what a pile this book is (P.S. Possessed are terrible, just like summoned demons).
Also, I kicked your dog.
Daniel · 728 weeks ago
Maybe trashing on csm is all played out. Maybe everyone already knows the codex sucks. Rather than playing captain obvious and coming to the same obvious conclusions maybe people would rather hear you try and find a way to use some different units from this subpar codex rather then encouraging the one same tired list csm has. Maybe you could get less butthurt when someone has a different opinion then yours, although I understand this is asking far too much of someone who invests their entire life in this game.
I wont waste any more of my time or yours here so ill let you have the last post, you need it.
Until your next lame ass review.
Keith · 728 weeks ago
Aside from reviewing all of the units in the game for the sake of completeness, I'm sure there are at least some new players that don't already know how bad Chaos is. How does encouraging those new players to take a unit that you yourself said was shitty help them to not be seal-clubbed exactly?
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
What you seem to want there is not a review, you're talking about some sort of tactica or guide on how to use *insert unit here*. But that's not what this is: People wanted a Chaos Review and I've been asked to do this with VT2. In a review people give their opinion on a unit with reasons behind it. I think we overall did a fine job of this. Actually, I believe we went a bit in depth too and I did suggest setups too on how to use different units, even the ones we labeled as not-competitive. To tell you the truth: I don't want to write any tacticas or guides on Chaos atm because that takes a lot of time which I'm not willing to do with this codex.
What is your aim with all the offends actually? You want me to feel bad or something? That's how you recognize people who are unhappy themselves, they do such things too.
I've been wondering for some moments who you are and why you hold so much hatred against me, but then let it go as you most likely don't know me in real life.
wisdom like silence · 728 weeks ago
OMGitsMCD · 728 weeks ago
Zjoekov 74p · 728 weeks ago
abusepuppy 121p · 728 weeks ago
Also, see that button labeled "reply"? Use it. We switched over to Intense Debate for a reason, it gets annoying to see long chains of multiposts from the same person.
Jasonc · 728 weeks ago
But thanks for the article - daemons need to get a lot better.
abusepuppy 121p · 728 weeks ago
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jasonc · 728 weeks ago
Maybe you get it, I don't know - I'm not refering to instant mishap, i'm referring to your icon not functioning, anywhere on the board.
maddoc · 728 weeks ago
Rob40K · 728 weeks ago
Zjoe - I think your comments are generally very intelligent and insightful. Why don't you do you own reviews instead of copy-pasting VT2's?
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